Scandinavia EP (2001)

by Fishcake

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4 ridiculous rough "jams" that we decided sounded Scandinavian and therefore we compiled them to make this.
All tracks were recorded in a practice room on a 4-track, non-simultaneous Fostex tape recorder through a microphone bunged in the middle of the room.
To be honest, Finland, Sweden and Norway weren't really "written" as such, but Denmark is a proper song that we played live many, many times.
Denmark's lyrics are absolutely disgusting and were lightened somewhat over time in the verses for reasons that should be obvious to anyone that knows us. Alas, this recording is the original version and is therefore brutally vile in it's wording. Apologies if they cause any offence, but that's your problem really. Context is everything. It's not to be taken literally.

Borderline unlistenable, this collection of audio bags of wrong might damage your brain and make you want to be sick on yourself. Do not listen to if you are on drugs, or if you have absolutely no sense of humour.


released January 1, 2001

All songs written and recorded by Fishcake circa 2000.



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Jaimie Marlow: Guitar
Neil Taylor: Bass
Paul Wright: Vocals
Richard Buckby: Drums
Richard Springthorpe: Guitar / Vocals

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Track Name: Sweden
God knows what is being screamed in this nonsense piece.
Track Name: Denmark
(NB This is the original set of lyrics as it's the original version of the song. If we were to play this song today, the lyrics would be different. The modern amendments are in brackets alongside the original lyrics)

One god awful day
I went out to play
I wasn't found for days
Molested by a gaylord (I wasn't found again)

The day I went away
Dad said he was gay (The day that I was slain)
He taught me how to play (I wasn't found for days)
With his genitalia (I wasn't found again)

I don't exist to him
He is my nothing
He watched me go to hell
And now I want to see him pray

He's running away from me
He is my Daddy
I am his baby